- Patient
- The entire pump.fun timeline
- Complaint
- Too many useless coins pretending they are not
- Treatment
- One more coin. On purpose.
- Dose
- PUMPLESS. Take as needed. Refills infinite.
Solana memecoin
Ticker PUMPLESS
USELESS PUMPFUN
They said pump.fun is full of useless coins. So we made one on purpose.
The diagnosis
About the pill
Pump.fun already had a waiting room full of useless coins. We skipped the denial stage and wrote the prescription ourselves.
Useless by design
No utility. No whitepaper. No fake product. The bit is the product, and the product is a pill that knows it is useless.
On purpose
They said pump.fun is full of useless coins. We heard a brief. PUMPLESS exists because pretending otherwise is more embarrassing.
On Solana
Fast, loud, and perfect for a coin that does nothing except exist, glow purple, and drool a little.
Dosage instructions
How to buy
Four steps. Zero utility. Same energy as everything else on this page.
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01
Get a wallet
Install Phantom and set up a Solana wallet. Keep your keys. We cannot help. We are useless.
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02
Load SOL
Fund the wallet with SOL for the swap and the network fee. That is the whole plan.
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03
Swap on PumpSwap
Open PumpSwap, paste the PUMPLESS mint when it drops, and swap SOL for the pill.
Launch PumpSwap -
04
Watch the chart
Track PUMPLESS on DexScreener. Candles go up. Candles go down. We remain useless.
Open DexScreener
PUMPLESS / SOL
The waiting room
Join us
If you already knew it was useless, you are early. Come hang with the most honest coin on the timeline.
